December 2011
106 posts
Passed a real gentleman on the sidewalk tonight
hormichelle:
j-play:
Dude [into cellphone]: I’M GOING TO BREAK YOUR FUCKING JAW THE NEXT TIME I SEE YOU. DO YOU HEAR ME? YOUR FUCKING JAW. I’M GONNA BREAK— hold on, give me a second. There’s a woman walking by.
KEVIN HUA
<3
Haven't watched Game of Shadows yet, but from what...
caffeinated-:
book-of-flights:
Holmes rides a pony
Holmes and Watson dance
Watson nearly rides Holmes
exactly
a tiny pony. but yes, truths.
me before writing: wow this is going to be terrible
me while writing: wow this is terrible
me after writing: wow that was terrible
Cursive.
darkenergon:
I am legitimately falling in love with my handwriting as I write this letter. I know I have great handwriting, but taking the time to actually look at it makes me proud of all those years of penmanship classes I took as a kid. It’s like looking at art.
In third grade: Learn cursive, you will use it for the rest of your life
Middle School: Write in cursive if you want, but make sure it's readable
High School: Please don't write in cursive
College: If you do not type it I will not grade your paper
other people: is it christmas yet
whovians: is it the christmas special day yet
sherlockians: is it new year's day yet
the hunger games fandom: is it march 23rd yet
the hobbit fandom: is it next december yet
merlin fandom: is it christmas eve yet
hetalia fandom: is it the christmas event yet
homestuck fandom: update
zexal fandom: is it december 26th yet
tdi fandom: is it february 5th yet
glee fandom: is it cancelled yet please just kill us
clientsfromhell:
Working at a shoe store, a client holds up a brown shoe.
Client: Is this the color of your brown?
Me: I’m sorry?
Client: If I get this shoe in brown, will it be this colour of brown?
Me: If you buy that shoe, yes, it will be that shade of brown.
Client: You’re sure?
things just are.
and he’ll sit there thinking of all the things that went right, because truly and honestly, nothing had gone wrong. there was nothing to fix. but that won’t keep him from wondering what it was that went wrong, even knowing that it was only a decision she made that he’ll never be able to change. and he has his whole life waiting ahead with plenty of joyful things in store, whether...
Am I the only who thinks all the Kim Jong Il name...
caffeinated-:
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no, i’m here with you on this one.
"And I'll cook you elaborate dinners that you only...
shit my boyfriend knows me too well ):
: /rant →
-fixations:
my finals start in three days and i havent even begun to study and all i want to do is sit in my bed and read or go to soho and shop and something is wrong but i cant place my finger on it and my head is constantly humming and my stomach is incessantly churning and my body is falling apart and ive…
right here with you, tina.
princesspolly:
loveismyjudge:
A dramatic...
