amoying:

maplesuhtori:

j0shdngr:

chill it’s cos your rare

the entire female population of east asia is rare?

homie ur about to be cooked medium rare and sacrificed

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pablocazares:

How To Deal With A Crush

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thefrogman:

By Franzi [tumblr]

fieldbears:

britneyjustin:

britsanity:

Witnesses say they asked Britney why she shaved her head and her response was, “I’m tired of plugging things into it. I’m tired of people touching me.”

i can never not reblog this

T-Pain: “That was the most beautiful thing in the world. Do you know why she was shaving her head? Because it was so important to other people. She is like, “Listen. Don’t touch my hair anymore. Stop touching my hair.” People were like, “We’ve got to make your hair before you go outside. You can’t leave.” She went … “Now I don’t have hair. What you going to do?”

The older I get the more her breakdown seems less ‘unbalanced’ and more ‘completely understandable’

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soofdope:

Nailed it.

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killer-squirtle:

join-the-moriparty:

sexytimesonfire:

leonardo-dicaprisun:

al4skan:

im actually laughing so hard at this

tHE GUY WITH THE CAMERA HAS THE PUREST CANADIAN ACCENT I’VE EVER HEARD OMFG

Canadians are weird

is that big girls dont cry playing in the background

As a Canadian, I can verify this

wtf is going on

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moarrrmagazine:

What’s in store for me in the direction I don’t take? 
- Adam Lupton

These are so damn gorgeous. 

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notnadia:

That’s the show

That’s it

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  • me: im adorable like im literally the cutest person in every room i walk into
  • me 4 seconds later: behold the trash lord

First ceramics class: make a mask.

sincerelyjules:

gryfindortower:

fizzy-fozzy:

omgbestusernameever:

allyouneedislove-andacat:

sherlielocks:

jotunss:

unnnie:

captaintimber:

fayalice:

dawnoakley:

from zero to internet explorer how ignored do you feel

white pencil crayon.

Terms and Conditions.

Warning label on cookie dough packages. 

“You must be 18 or older” webpage warnings

myspace

crocs

First piece of bread in a loaf.

Will Smith’s second son

Wait he has a second son?

imagethis is what comes up when you google will smith’s children

Fuck

Last night’s sad dinner.

hollandmartinn:

r0ki:

thatrockerdude:

chabothedino:

cryforce:

thewriterkid:

Fun things to say when someone tells you they’re going to go to the bathroom:

  • Stay safe
  • Congratulations
  • That’s what they all say
  • Different strokes for different folks
  • I hope you have the time of your life
  • But you have so much to live for
  • Please explain
  • think of me
  • Don’t fall in
  • I’ll alert the media
  • Good luck
  • Have fun
  • Mention my name and you’ll get a good seat

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